I need an copy editor
"I home school your children all day plus take care of a sick parokeet and live in this old mill house next to train derailment site with you as my husband and you want me to spend time on your internet thingy what ever it is. I have to re-learn high school algebra do you want to help grade her math?"
She read it and laughed she thought it was funny. This is the same reacition I have to the way she cuts my hair - she likes it - I guess maybe that is all that matters I make my wife laugh. She wont do any copy editing though so I am stuck with raw un edited blog.