Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Britney Spears eats food, has baby.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - AGUILERA PREGNANT SPEARS CAREER IS DOOMED

This, while making me slightly nauseous, gives me a feeling of hope. I am so grateful that Ms. Spears is no longer offering her body to the hairy hoards of celebrity obsessed vitamin d lacking strange men and obscure yet revealing wardrobe decisions to the pre-teen ankle biters who crowd the pretzel stand during Christmas in the mall. Instead she is incubating a child.

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