Monday, November 21, 2005

No. 1 or No. 2? This is the question.

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Bob Baker former secratary of State tured stuffed animal dating show MC:
"No. 1 or No. 2? This is the question."

audience applause

BB - "Contestant No. 2 what is your favourite food item:"

C2 - “Uh Bob, Bran flakes with a few dried plums that would be about what I would most want on any given day…”

BB- "How about you No. 1?"

C1 -“Coffee, black, and a hell of a lot of it…. Uh can we get on with it I gotta go.”

BB -"Ha ha ha, a ham, that was funny no the correct answer is (wait for music to finsh) Basra is a southern province in Iraq currently under the control of the British Empire"


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