Thursday, December 29, 2005

Intelegent design is more important than men who love dogs.

Dover and Out

"federal Judge John Jones III issued a ruling that should delight all Americans who care about science, about education--indeed, about the very values of reason and critical thinking that underlie our democracy."

I think he is having a hissy fit - this author. What is happening is not a protection of democracy - it is evidence that our public education system is Forclosed. We have to judge with law what is being "taught" as if religeon was some frightening malice that will instantly spell doom for the porn industry.

Incidentally I think that most of these people are just afraid that enought people will become religeous to make porn harder to get. I know there is little connection but still it makes for a better more interesting story than Public Education Stinks and no answer is in sight.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Ahhhh my sweeet Diego....

PETA.org :: Havana Nights Star: ?Animals Need to Have Safe Sex, Too!?

Woooohoooo now this was not what I was expecting..

This man makes sense

Thursday, December 22, 2005

They do not explain how they reconcile thier faith

At Christian colleges, science takes on faith in classroom

Faith is stronger a greater pull than reality at times. But the reality is always there and influences the faith. We were once non-existantant till God called us into being. You have to have faith in the reality and in the hope. There is so much we can distract ourselves with.

There is a message there is one Gospel one way. How we got here as a species is like wondering how the jug of milk got into the refrigerator. It is important to a point. The base part of our faith is that we were created as a race and that each one of us is individually created and did not exist before our conception.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Mulims will lie to you about stuff.

America kidnapped me - Los Angeles Times

This is a winy crock. He is lying. I belive that with all my being. I have no respect for this man and for the story that he tells because there is nothing true or relevant about it. It is a large smoke screen designed to impugn our respect for life as Americans in a dirty and disgusting war which I do not want a part in but am forced to be because of the incapacity of the Arab/Islamic world to be genuine and humane.

Comparative Index to Islam : LYING: "Lying today

Imam Abu Hammid Ghazali says: 'Speaking is a means to achieve objectives. If a praiseworthy aim is attainable through both telling the truth and lying, it is unlawful to accomplish through lying because there is no need for it. When it is possible to achieve such an aim by lying but not by telling the truth, it is permissible to lie if attaining the goal is permissible.' (Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri, The Reliance of the Traveller, translated by Nuh Ha Mim Keller, amana publications, 1997, section r8.2, page 745)

Note that Al-Ghazali is one of the most famous and respected Muslim theologians of all time."

NYC Central Labor Council to screw the poor

Bloomberg.com: Top Worldwide

The unions in NYC will be forceing lots of poor people to walk or wheel themselves to shops and to low wage jobs this week. The poor will be the only ones affected by this. The poor and needy and disabled will be the pawns in this selfish game between two rich groups. Bah who cares if it is Christmas lets screw the poor.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Polly writes a review for the DaVinci code

Guardian Unlimited | Columnists | 'Narnia represents everything that is most hateful about religion'

"Of all the elements of Christianity, the most repugnant is the notion of the Christ who took our sins upon himself and sacrificed his body in agony to save our souls. Did we ask him to? Poor child Edmund, to blame for everything, must bear the full weight of a guilt only Christians know how to inflict, with a twisted knife to the heart.

Every one of those thorns, the nuns used to tell my mother, is hammered into Jesus's holy head every day that you don't eat your greens or say your prayers when you are told."

You have to know she has some old resentments she is nursing.

This is the best thing I have read this year

By trashing the media, liberal bloggers only hurt themselves

This is one of the most astute, clear and completely insightful peices of literary criticism I have read all year. Franklin, Thanks.

I would like to say that that we are headed back to the time of the War between the States.

"In other words, they envision a universe that resembles the nineteenth-century partisan newspapers or the Fleet Street model, where writers and thinkers break from the illusion of "objectivity" and print the "truth."

Another good reason to home school

The Post and Courier | Charleston.net | News | Charleston, SC

What is the difference between someones religeous view and someones political view. They are all tied together. Why would I want some teacher telling my children that it is ok to be Gay when it is not. Why would I want my children to be told some fairy tale about our our origens? God created us, that is enough to know. It is plain that we had a begining and we will have an end as a species the way we understand this will change over time as we learn more. There is no room for confusion especially when it comes to religeon.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Look at what happens when you use spell check

Used to work fine till I upgraded to 1.5

Stacey's Painted into a Little Corner of the World:

Stacey's Little Corner of the World: Female vs. Male

"I was just reading an article about men posting political opinions more than women and a variety of opinions for why. I agree with a lot of them until I read someone writing that Ann Coulter was intelligent. I think she gets hairbleach induced hallucinations and speaks in tongue, not the religious kind but the forked kind."

Stacey:

Now you messin with Ann Coulter.

Unfortunately you have painted your self into a corner by doing the very same thing you criticize.

I have no idea why people are not completely captivated by Ms. Coulter. She has way of being funny by saying things. That is usually a way that people are funny - often times.

Also you said hair bleach induced hallucinations - this is not funny especially to people who make their livliehoods from hair bleach. Like my dear friend Sally who was sitting in a support group just last Sunday night with a disembodied head in her lap. I thought I was having an hallucination but in reality it was only a Cosmotological learning tool.

Please in the future leave the trash talking to the people with proper qualifications.

My dorm room in College - University of Southern Mississippi - pre-Katrina

The American Thinker

"On one occasion, the air conditioning had been turned down so far and the temperature was so cold in the room, that the barefooted detainee was shaking with cold. ..... On another occasion, the [air conditioner] had been turned off, making the temperature in the unventilated room well over 100 degrees. The detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his hair out throughout the night. On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor."

Holy Crap! I thought I was was in school in reality I was in Gitmo as a Terrorist. I always wondered how I escaped. Oh yeah... I have a degree now, what was it in?

Mary Jo, she is dead. God rest her soul.

Tax evation

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Great Writing about "educators"

The liberal case for the Solomon Amendment:

"On one side you have an unfriendly law pushed by an old-fashioned jackass, God rest his soul, and on the other you have a group of educators marinating in self-righteousness. "

NEA: December Holidays

NEA: December Holidays Uhhhhhhhh I think that this would be funnier if you take your dose of Medical Marijuana first. I wonder if it is ok to beat your wife or have an abortion during any of these "holidays"?

I for one think they forgot the flying spaghetti monster "pooped the planets" celebration that occurs during this time of year. It is celebrated by having a large Spagetti dinner folowed by a round of beatles tunes sung near a barrel fire. Gifts are exchanged for cash to buy more medical marijana.

Index of evil Corperations

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Delightful Spam

Eto srochno! roared one of the escaping men, spinning around and panicked at the sight of the hissing, blinding flare. Skoryeye! shouted another, passing three companions and racing toward the open section of the fence. As the whirling searchlights continued their maniacal spinning, Bourne counted the seven figures as one by one they dashed away from the last car and passed through the opening, joining the excited crowds at the mouth of the tunnel. The eighth man did not appear; the high-ranking Spanish uniform was nowhere in sight. The Jackal was trapped! Now! Jason whipped out his last flare, yanked the release, and threw it with all his strength over the stream of rushing men and women at the guardhouse. Do it, Ben! he screamed in silence as he removed the next-to-last grenade from the pocket of his field jacket. Do it now!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Incompetent Design

Seed: The Other I.D.

Hmmm. How about how a cat will try to get inside at the same time you are closing the door that is just stupid. Or why would a happily married man often turn to a web page view a picture of Ann Coulter - (the one which she is on the porch holding the rifle) and sigh.

Man beat down for silly email

CNN.com - Anti-creationism professor: Resignation was forced - Dec 11, 2005

Please please do not bait the fundies - they will attack. He looks like he got a visit from PriceRiteBeatings.com. He got the special two for one black eyes.

By the way this would never happen to Ann Coulter.

Abortion is bad for you

BBC NEWS | Health | Abortion 'leaves mental legacy'

However, a spokeswoman for the British Pregnancy Advisory Service - the UK's leading provider of abortion services - said most women weighed up the consequences fully before opting for an abortion.

"We don't see that many women for post-abortion counselling.

"We offer that service but women very rarely come back because they are able to cope with it by themselves."


In other words NARAL says "Just buck up b*$ch..."

Blicky says : Don't do it if you can't take the heat.
Killing is a man's job....

Thursday, December 08, 2005

The Truth hurts sometimes

CNN.com - Ann Coulter to audience: You're stupider than I am - Dec 8, 2005

You know she is smarter than anyone in that audiance. Why why would anyone dispute that? CNN is a bunch of winy babies who need to be locked in a closet with something.

Upity Conservative Woman gives a little to the pansies

courant.com | Hecklers Disrupt Coulter's Speech At UConn: "During the talk several students from various racial groups and of various sexual orientations spoke about how harsh words have wounded them."

Oh poor little babies. You need your pacifist-er to come and pat your burppies out. I think next week they should have some Islamist come to talk about how to properly beat your wife:

"However, in some cases a husband may use some light disciplinary action in order to correct the moral infraction of his wife, but this is only applicable in extreme cases and it should be resorted to if one is sure it would improve the situation. However, if there is a fear that it might worsen the relationship or may wreak havoc on him or the family, then he should avoid it completely. "

I bet they would be bending over for that guy. Oh please let your large ideas penetrate our useless minds.

Yeah Ms. Coulter is The most cool woman on the planet.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Reality sucks

Young man makes life changing descision:

"In a follow-up statement to police, he wrote: 'I am extremely sad now, and I just want to go to bed,' he wrote. 'Please let me sleep in my own bed tonight.'"

All he wanted was to get some Holiday gifts. He got an idea and he went with it. Unfortunately it meant he will now be sleeping with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of other beds. He will have to learn about reality because it will be there in the morning.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Lions and Christians and Bears oh my!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Popular Mechanics - Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Foil An Alien Abduction

I feel that this is important...

Thomas Hawk's Digital Connection: PriceRitePhoto: Abusive Bait and Switch Camera Store

Thomas Hawk's Digital Connection: PriceRitePhoto: Abusive Bait and Switch Camera Store

Hello? Yeah let me talk to Steve, yeah Ill hold. (muffle muffle) Hey turn that crap down I'm on the frickin phone..

Yeah Stevo thank you for your order placed on PriceRiteBeatings.com I saw you have a problem with some queer out in San Francisco..;. huh, - Yeah I know I watch Oprah sometimes were not supposed to use that word, How do I know? He freakin lives in San Francisco and takes pictures of flowers and gophers kissing each other. Hey I did not call you up because I wanted to talk about human sexuality.

Sure - how many fractures? You want two black eyes - that is extra. Listen I know we quoted you that lowball price and that particular salesman has been re-educated - if you know what I mean. Uh huh Listen my people are real good they work out. You know they Rollerblade and listen to that trance music all the time. boompa boompa you know what I mean? Sure Sure

Listen you need to throw in some insurance in case he knows kung foo or some sh*t that would wreck the whole thing you know. I would still have to charge you full price even if he took out my ninja trained monkey boys.

What you want to send your own boys out there? What from New York they wouldn't be able to find the freakin ocean in that town.

What you want to cancel the order?

Well we have cancellation fee that we charge.
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